Saturday, April 21, 2012

True Life: Girls Fart

This morning while laying in bed I was waiting for the dreaded alarm to go off, Wes was laying next to me  reading CNN on his iPad (yeah he does things like that at 6:30 in the morning.) I was situated on my stomach, so my butt was in the air. Out of nowhere, with no warning. I farted! SO Embarrassing!

Thank God it wasn't smelly, but it was loud, and shocked the hell out of me! I am pretty comfortable around Wes, but being a girl, I like to keep the human digestive system talke at a minimum. Meaning Zilch. I will do anything I can to hold whatever it is around any boyfriend. Infact looking back on it now, the only one I ever tooted freely with was my 5 year boyfriend from highschool. That's almost a decade of holding in gas!

As soon as it happened. I said "ohmygoodness! How embarrassing." and he just giggled and that was it. It was over. Not at all as terrible as Carrie Bradshaw's breaking wind encounter with Big. Still I'm mortified and will probably be thinking about it all weekend.

Miranda: So you farted. You're human.
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't want him to know that.

Hope you have a lovely weekend Diary Readers! I know I sure will as soon as I get out of the flourescent lit prison they call work!

1 comment:

  1. There is no reason for being ashamed. It is very sweet from a girl.